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2009/05/05

How to make my day

Skicka ett kortfattat mail som lyder ungefär "Kan du fixa det här åt mig, se bifogad Excel-fil".

Fyll Excel-filen med 7382489 poster data.

Skicka inte med inloggning till systemet där jag ska ändra.

Förvänta dig att det ska vara klart om tjugo minuter.

Var en gubbstrutt.

17 kommentarer:

Slick sa...

How to make his back: Svara på mailet med texten "Vi ska lägga ner lite energi i den här frågan". Kasta sedan excel-filen. Nästa vecka svarar du på mailet igen: "Tyvärr kan vi inte lokalisera excel-filen och har stängt ärendet. Kvarstår problemet, öppna ett nytt."

Små grå kontorsgnomer dödas mest effektivt medelst påhittad byråkrati.

eva dahlgnr sa...

Är jag ensam om att, så att säga av effektivitetsskäl, ha övergått till "Se bifogat excel-ark," som avskedsfras?

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